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X-WR-CALNAME:Discordian Holy Days
X-WR-CALDESC:The eleven holy days of the Discordian calendar — five Apost
 le days\, five Flux days\, and St. Tib’s Day\, which exists once every 1
 \,461 days. The cosmic disco is on. Eris is on the guest list. So are you.
  Hail Eris!
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UID:mungday@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260105
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SUMMARY:Mungday 🍎
DESCRIPTION:Apostle Day. Honors Hung Mung\, Patron of the Season of Chaos. 
 The first holy day of the year — the cosmic disco opens its doors.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:chaoflux@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260219
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Chaoflux 🌀
DESCRIPTION:Flux Day. The flux of Chaos. Whatever is held together gets sha
 ken.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:sttibsday@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280229
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SUMMARY:St. Tib’s Day ⏳
DESCRIPTION:A free day outside the calendar\, existing once every 1\,461 da
 ys. Anything done today does not count. Leap years only — your calendar 
 app handles this automatically\, which is more cooperation than time itsel
 f ever offered.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:mojoday@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260319
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Mojoday 🔮
DESCRIPTION:Apostle Day. Honors Dr. Van Van Mojo\, Patron of the Season of 
 Discord. A favorite of first-time party hosts.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:discoflux@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260503
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Discoflux 🪩
DESCRIPTION:Flux Day. The flux of Discord. The crank turns. For the practic
 ed host.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:syaday@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260531
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Syaday 🗣️
DESCRIPTION:Apostle Day. Honors Sri Syadasti\, the seven-tongued sage\, Pat
 ron of Confusion.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:confuflux@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260715
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Confuflux ❓
DESCRIPTION:Flux Day. The flux of Confusion. The pattern obscures itself ju
 st enough to remain interesting.
URL:https://discordian.party/
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:zaraday@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260812
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Zaraday 📜
DESCRIPTION:Apostle Day. Honors Zarathud the Incorrigible\, Patron of Burea
 ucracy.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:bureflux@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260926
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Bureflux 📋
DESCRIPTION:Flux Day. The flux of Bureaucracy. The forms multiply. The form
 s have always multiplied.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:maladay@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261024
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SUMMARY:Maladay 🍂
DESCRIPTION:Apostle Day. Honors Malaclypse the Elder\, Patron of The Afterm
 ath.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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UID:afflux@discordian.party
DTSTAMP:20260611T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261208
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:Afflux 🥂
DESCRIPTION:Flux Day. The flux of The Aftermath. The party is over. The par
 ty never ends. Hail Eris.
URL:https://discordian.party/
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