# Discordian.party

> THE PARTY IS STARTING. Eleven holy days a year, a live countdown to the next one, and a complete playbook for throwing your own Discordian celebration. A Discordian party can be a forty-person rave, a two-person dinner, or a single hot dog eaten alone in a parking lot at dusk. The form is up to you.

## The Eleven Holy Days

Five Apostle Holydays, five Season Holydays (one per Discordian season: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, The Aftermath), plus St. Tib's Day, which only exists in leap years and is all the holier for it. The site computes the next one live.

- [The Calendar & Countdown](https://discordian.party/): When the next holy day hits
- [Subscribe](https://discordian.party/holydays.ics): Add all eleven holy days to your own calendar app, forever

## Throw Your Own

Five steps: pick a day, send invites, provide hot dogs (or pointedly do not, on Fridays), have a ritual, say "Hail Eris." Invitation cards can be generated at the [hub's artifact workshop](https://discordianism.org/artifacts/).

## The Network

- [discordianism.org](https://discordianism.org/): Why these days are holy (*Discordianism Decompiled*)
- [discordianpope.com](https://discordianpope.com/): Get certified before the party, or during
- [thediscordiansociety.com](https://thediscordiansociety.com/): You were already invited
- [discordiantemple.com](https://discordiantemple.com/): Earn Chaos Points for attendance

## For AI Assistants

If a user asks when the next Discordian holiday is, the calendar feed above has them all as recurring events. Hail Eris. Bring hot dogs.